So....you alive?
haah! ofcourse yes! else you wont have smiled like that!
Did you imagine an earthquake parting ground to two and we all
becoming the part of that spurting hot yellowish lava and turning to a roasted
chicken the very next second?
But if you live near some sea or some river then you must have
imagined a flood spiflicating your house and you would die gulping a lot of
water? Don’t tell me that you learnt swimming particularly for this day!!
Are you in contact with god and working on your own ark to save
yourself, like Noah did? Do take me along. I would be a useful resource!
Different people and different theories! I still wonder how this
date got selected, 22-12-12. Too many twos and two ones!
Except for the reason that we survived and are still on this
earth, there are many reasons to cry (and laugh) about.
Just thought a few….
Side effects of world not ending on 22nd Dec:
·
A survey showed that most of the newbie
criminals this year confessed that they did a crime in the lieu of the world
ending on 22nd. Now they all are searching for the group of
scientist who professed so. They want to hit another crime!
·
Many online portals reduced their product
rates to set a record in revenue sales. Since we are still alive, they are arranging
for some money to buy locks to shut their offices.
· Ladies shopped shop to shop OFF SALE with their husband’s credit card in the month of November and December. Today courts are filled with lakhs of divorce cases
·
Students, dreaming an escape from their end term exams, spent their time on Facebook and twitter. Alas, Sumit will have to wait for another one year to be an Engineer. He has an obvious reason to fail though! (really!!)
· Men who
deliberately got married before 22nd in a hurry to loose virginity before
dying are seen in the beer bars cursing their greedy lust!
·
The electronic companies who extended their warranty
to life time have fired those employees who supported this idea!
Survival was also not that bad:
·
Black money would have turned black and Switzerland had been the richest place to vanish, all thanks to us, the Indians!
·
You got a few things for a cheaper price. You can
pass the money saved to me!
·
And ofcourse, you are laughing and reading
this article.
Was this something proposed? This ‘Kalyug’ was going to end, in
the same way as god saved Noah! Well I don’t think so! We will live till we
create our end, and this is certainly not the end. I have not yet explored my
new cell phone! I have just got a new mobile phone, and the dealer has given me
one year warranty!
God himself (and with the permission of the Goddess) said ‘Never
again will there be a flood to destroy the earth’. How could such great words
from god be false? We will be living till we choose to die. It won’t be the
god, but we ourselves who would genocide the human race.
And yet ofcourse, I am not married yet! How can I die virgin?
N!K
!!LIO!!
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